Saturday, November 08, 2003
Ok so sure it's now been like 5 days since a post... but i mean come on it's not like that blurred month of October where the posts died like the summer heat just to resurface out of the ashes with monstrous mountains more of useless blabbering.
I mean it's not like i have some kind of writer's block or anything... I mean let's all just sit and think for just one second about how unimaginably insulting it is to ALL writers to even ever so briefly entertain the thought that I, the fool you all know and likely loath, am a writer. Besides if i was a writer and i had writer's block i'd grab that block and write on it... "what would you write?" i hear the skeptics ask... Dammit who cares. Just know that it would be witty, charmingly funny, and smell like Jesus Christ (Not forgetting the absence of deodourant and regular bathing back in the days of the almighty Ducks/J-Zeus).
There we go... I found it. The religious right(rite?) of southern hamerica (no typo) has a new cool and youthful movie guaranteed to grab the brains of weak souled and dim witted children everywhere. "The Almighty Ducks: The Quack Attack Is Back Jack Chick
*Note check out the dig at hippies too lol.
Just imagine the hours of hilarity as we watch Goldberg lay the smackdown on the evil dark skinned and diverse faithed or atheist opposition. Oh the hilarity... Haha it's Knuckle puck time!
Score Ducks:1 Twisted Satan Worshiping Baby Killers: 0
Is it just me or does Chris Conley have a blog thing of his own here?
I mean it's not like i have some kind of writer's block or anything... I mean let's all just sit and think for just one second about how unimaginably insulting it is to ALL writers to even ever so briefly entertain the thought that I, the fool you all know and likely loath, am a writer. Besides if i was a writer and i had writer's block i'd grab that block and write on it... "what would you write?" i hear the skeptics ask... Dammit who cares. Just know that it would be witty, charmingly funny, and smell like Jesus Christ (Not forgetting the absence of deodourant and regular bathing back in the days of the almighty Ducks/J-Zeus).
There we go... I found it. The religious right(rite?) of southern hamerica (no typo) has a new cool and youthful movie guaranteed to grab the brains of weak souled and dim witted children everywhere. "The Almighty Ducks: The Quack Attack Is Back Jack Chick
*Note check out the dig at hippies too lol.
Just imagine the hours of hilarity as we watch Goldberg lay the smackdown on the evil dark skinned and diverse faithed or atheist opposition. Oh the hilarity... Haha it's Knuckle puck time!
Score Ducks:1 Twisted Satan Worshiping Baby Killers: 0
Is it just me or does Chris Conley have a blog thing of his own here?
