Sunday, May 30, 2004
Oh And The Plot Thickens
Plot #1
An obese, bald and white evil scientist with a piratesque manner to him (says yar, eye patch, walks with a charming limp) develops new species of genetically engineered smaller pigeons, called smidgeons. And, he travels the world with this smidgen of a pigeon that happens to also carry the Exploding People's Disease (EPD).
Once infected with EPD the victim has only the time to exclaim with a - Schwarzenegger lifting a car - like expression, "I'm Gonna Explode!!!" before vaporizing spreading the infectious spores to all in close contact.
Check out Pat Robertson's EPD expression in my Sept. 18th 2003 "The Burritto is to Blame" entry.
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It's easy to see the chain reaction this could set off.
Sideplot #1
Lead in: The film cuts quickly away from a sentimental moment to a young teenage boy and his grandmother in a room decorated with late 70s brilliance (brown shag carpeting, fake wood paneling on the walls, orange furniture).
It's the grandmother's 90th birthday and the cake is on the table about a third eaten. Very little emotion is shown in the grandmother's face whereas the boy has a look of great determination. The boy is giving the grandmother customary "birthday beats". The boys counts, "89", "90", the grandmother's arm falls off and the scene then cuts quickly back to the sentimental moment.
Sideplot #2
Lead in: Someone whispers with a suspensful tone "We've been tricked"
The film then cuts to a group of unsuspecting people standing in a field of tall grass.
Then cuts to a group of midgets (I really don't want to always be politically incorrect) dressed exactly like Scottish warriors from braveheart, facepaint and all. And they're acting just like them too, except with just muffled speaking. There is a leader just like William Wallace who throws his sword and the whole deal. Then the midgets charge.
The camera switches back to the people in field and all you can see is the top of the tall grass (taller than the midgets) moving as the midgets cut and zig-zag through the field. The camera swaps back and forth from this view to close ups of the warriors running through the grass. When they reach the people they attack with same level of gore as Braveheart but with a Monty Python appearance, legs are being severed left, right and centre. One victim attempts to drag his legless body away and is cut down by a running warrior as they dart off jumping and exclaiming victory.
Film cuts back to the original scene.
Plot #1
An obese, bald and white evil scientist with a piratesque manner to him (says yar, eye patch, walks with a charming limp) develops new species of genetically engineered smaller pigeons, called smidgeons. And, he travels the world with this smidgen of a pigeon that happens to also carry the Exploding People's Disease (EPD).
Once infected with EPD the victim has only the time to exclaim with a - Schwarzenegger lifting a car - like expression, "I'm Gonna Explode!!!" before vaporizing spreading the infectious spores to all in close contact.
Check out Pat Robertson's EPD expression in my Sept. 18th 2003 "The Burritto is to Blame" entry.
Archive
It's easy to see the chain reaction this could set off.
Note: Now some will point out the similarity to this and the ending of Matrix Revolutions. Well god dammit I wrote this ages before that damn movie and needless to say I was none too impressed by their plagiarism ;).
Sideplot #1
Lead in: The film cuts quickly away from a sentimental moment to a young teenage boy and his grandmother in a room decorated with late 70s brilliance (brown shag carpeting, fake wood paneling on the walls, orange furniture).
It's the grandmother's 90th birthday and the cake is on the table about a third eaten. Very little emotion is shown in the grandmother's face whereas the boy has a look of great determination. The boy is giving the grandmother customary "birthday beats". The boys counts, "89", "90", the grandmother's arm falls off and the scene then cuts quickly back to the sentimental moment.
Sideplot #2
Lead in: Someone whispers with a suspensful tone "We've been tricked"
The film then cuts to a group of unsuspecting people standing in a field of tall grass.
Then cuts to a group of midgets (I really don't want to always be politically incorrect) dressed exactly like Scottish warriors from braveheart, facepaint and all. And they're acting just like them too, except with just muffled speaking. There is a leader just like William Wallace who throws his sword and the whole deal. Then the midgets charge.
The camera switches back to the people in field and all you can see is the top of the tall grass (taller than the midgets) moving as the midgets cut and zig-zag through the field. The camera swaps back and forth from this view to close ups of the warriors running through the grass. When they reach the people they attack with same level of gore as Braveheart but with a Monty Python appearance, legs are being severed left, right and centre. One victim attempts to drag his legless body away and is cut down by a running warrior as they dart off jumping and exclaiming victory.
Film cuts back to the original scene.
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This post seems very interesting. However, it's far too long for me to bother reading. Could you provide a brief summary?
I find your laziness impressive but perhaps justified so i will humour you request. It's just a couple lingering thoughts for movie plots etc. And beyond that i can only tell you what i have to say for all my junk.
Just remember that it will be witty, charmingly funny, and smell like Jesus Christ (Not forgetting the absence of deodourant and regular bathing back in the days of the almighty Ducks/J-Zeus).
Just remember that it will be witty, charmingly funny, and smell like Jesus Christ (Not forgetting the absence of deodourant and regular bathing back in the days of the almighty Ducks/J-Zeus).
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