"I ate your baby... Can we still be friends?"

Too Much Time on Me Fingertips

The one sided MSN conversation:

Slug says:
hey

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
hey

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
how you doin

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
fine if you're not there then i'll have my enlightening conversation without you

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
glad to her that, I'm doing fine thanks... gonna watch e F1 race this weekend?

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
yeah it's the Canadian GP... aww I wish I was there

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
yeah oh well.. you're right at least there's TV

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
I can't waint to get back to working on racing... it's like an itch i can't scratch...
"I got a fever... and the only prescription... is more cowbell"

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
i had a test today... it went alright... I'm friggin tired now though

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
when i got back to my room i started playing my guitar then just fell asleep

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
you're awful quite today... is everything ok?

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
ahh I see... you were caught lawn bowling with a mongolian princess and rondrell cut you fingers off and fed them to his pet pirahna from tijauana affectionately named "mother teresa"

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
well... you desever all the punishment you receive

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
i don't care if the princess was in distress

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
ohhh... you mean "in this dress" *pointing to sexy garment hanging on wardrobe*

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
I saw a shop selling elvis purses yesterday

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
i wish the world loved corny jokes

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
but alas they dont

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
and i don;t but yeah

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
elvis in-purse-onator

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
ewwwww

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
"Breaking the law, breaking the law"

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
Fine, ignore me... see what i care

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
you smell

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on
Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
smell like inadaquacy and pestilence

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
with a hint of cow feces

Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says:
that's right... I went there