tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58275192011-11-11T00:20:07.436Z"I ate your baby... Can we still be friends?" That's for me to wonder and you to ponder... You know what?... I write stuff here... cool eh... i thought so... i love triple dots... ... ... oooooooohh yeah. Don't hate me... How interesting it is that a man who insists on being called "Colon" Powel be so adament about pronouncing another man's name as "Sodom" Hussein. Yet Dubya Bush is still hamophobic. (No typo... he's afraid of ham) Gavinw33noreply@blogger.comBlogger371100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1088630836140720482004-06-30T21:30:00.000+01:002004-06-30T22:29:15.093+01:00I Fear The Chubby Alcoholic The Chubby Alcoholic Definition: n. sex ~ I fear the chubby alcoholic. v. having sex ~ So did you do the chubby alcoholic? I'm gonna name my kid T.R.I.P. (The Reason I'm Poor) ME: "Hey Trip grab me a beer,will ya" TRIP: "fuck you dad" ME: "That's ma boy, heh heh heh" TRIP: "Mornin' Dad" ME: "Hey Trip, Here's a tip... DIE!" TRIP: "I did... the day I was Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1087486021310950532004-06-17T16:18:00.000+01:002004-06-17T21:46:42.096+01:00Mothra Teresa Computer Simulation by Feeling von Streetbeat Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1086966399293322392004-06-11T15:56:00.001+01:002004-06-17T16:15:10.473+01:00Too Much Time on Me Fingertips The one sided MSN conversation: Slug says: hey Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says: hey Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Cannes Clamps Cans in the Canary Cannery while Cannibals on Cannabis Carry Cannonballs 'Cross Canada says: how you doin Calm Clam Calamity Clan of Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1085949567703268452004-05-30T19:33:00.000+01:002004-05-30T22:57:26.786+01:00Oh And The Plot Thickens Plot #1 An obese, bald and white evil scientist with a piratesque manner to him (says yar, eye patch, walks with a charming limp) develops new species of genetically engineered smaller pigeons, called smidgeons. And, he travels the world with this smidgen of a pigeon that happens to also carry the Exploding People's Disease (EPD). Once infected with EPD the victim hasGavinw33noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1085437912688354062004-05-24T22:49:00.000+01:002004-05-30T21:52:41.410+01:00Today's word of the day is: sex·a·ges·i·mal (adj.) Of, relating to, or based on the number 60. Example: This birthday party is sexagesimal! Learn it, love it, live by it. Well actually i guess you could say you kind of already do live by it cuz i mean the basis of minutes and hours and therefore time is pretty sexagesimal. Unless you're like my great uncle Herman "smells of Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1085416449629563862004-05-24T17:22:00.000+01:002004-05-24T17:52:12.506+01:00Transcript of my Engineering Management Lecture Notes: This man is boring me to death. I will be dead soon. I must kill him before he kills me. Only a half hour into a 2 hour lecture and I'm already sick to death of this crap. God damn you! This is redundant. So Boring!!! This man has no sense of humour! God dammit, if i wanted the handout just read to me over and over I'd tape this Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1085267183742204452004-05-23T00:05:00.000+01:002004-05-23T00:06:54.253+01:00Bah I somehow deleted the template for my blog... I've tried to recreate the look as well as possible... perhaps it's an improvement?... perhaps I really just need to go to bed.Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1085246312905885562004-05-22T17:35:00.000+01:002004-05-22T18:18:32.906+01:00Ah the sun is shining, birds are chirping. I feel as chipper as little courageous kirikou being maulled by a pact of nutty chip munks. I best scurry off to do some coursework before I realise how screwed I am. Bah, who am I kidding? I'm just gonna play the geeetar, breathe in deep and relax. Save The Day - Coconut The dimly lit walkways and avenues Beneath bridges lead me through dreamy Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1085188077653419902004-05-22T02:07:00.000+01:002004-05-23T20:30:19.536+01:00Oh No! He Has A Friend! In order to cater to my Schizophrenic nature I've started up another blog full of all the stuff that just doesn't fit the ham samich dogma. Edit(new URL): http://scorchedveins.blogspot.com Now my multiple personalities have never been getting along better. Yesterday we played badminton... well that is until the dominant side ducked under the netting and beat the other Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1085162540126582002004-05-21T19:02:00.000+01:002004-05-22T02:09:19.606+01:00My Beautiful Encounter So then my new found messiah was like, So of course I was like, "Hell Ya!", and that's where it all went wrong. Ever had to bludgeon a man to death with his own shoe?... ... ... Yeah well, me neither, but you get the point. Let's go skipping stones down the highway, until the 5_Oohh show up and we have to bludgeon them to death with there own "law-abiding" shoes.  Then Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1076980664111807962004-02-17T01:17:00.000Z2004-02-17T01:51:22.610ZBack to the Basics I'm tired of sleeping. After clinging on to my cozy dreams for too long I made the move to join the waking world. I rose up, thrust open the iron curtain cloaking my room. My eyes braced for the sting of new light. But alas, twas not to be. Rain falls as mist. England's lulling weather shows its teeth. Good thing I have the profound and deeply philosophical words of the Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1073593797642407122004-01-08T20:29:00.000Z2004-01-08T20:53:39.780ZI can't believe someone beat me to it "I hope you vomit so hard, so violently until your insides fly out and smack against the cold unforgiving pavement and that your blood splashes back off the ground and into your blasphemous eyes. Ohhhh and it'll burn, burn like the strongest of acids as it fights against your sinful past"... ...And then I hope big bird comes and kicks your ass. Check Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1073591751255044272004-01-08T19:55:00.000Z2004-01-08T20:45:44.030ZIt's snowing outside and I can't find my pantaloons If I keep up this impressive standard of dress people will start thinking I'm a hobo, a hobo with an iPod. A hobo with an enchanted iPod. Awww aint that cute. Alaska's favourite indigent Jim givin' props to his main man Herb. We love you too Herb. Check out his latest track, "Educated Man". Now let me ask you sumthin', what you tryin toGavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1068768421752691232003-11-14T00:07:00.000Z2003-11-14T00:08:58.326ZProof that indeed one man CAN make a difference... if he happens to have 7 billion dollarsGavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1068764156036989932003-11-13T22:55:00.000Z2003-11-14T19:28:01.950ZArgh! So frustrating when posts get lost :( I wrote a long post about my birthday but it was not too be and i lost it. I'll try and gather the motivation to make a recreation soon... Until then enjoy this pic that was posted on my window... and a pic of what happened when i left my window open when i went out for my birthday lol. Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1068750793501624472003-11-13T19:13:00.000Z2003-11-13T22:40:16.390ZSO much Stuff to talk about. Wales Rally GB - Thank you Formula Brookes I went to go see a super cool World Rally Championship race in Wales last Sunday. It was sooo much fun. Eight die-hards from the motorsport club met on the eerily quite campus grounds under a full close to if not full moon and still pitch black sky at a far too early 5:15am. Eventually once everyone had quitely Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1068259372831446282003-11-08T02:42:00.000Z2004-01-08T19:32:22.983ZOk so sure it's now been like 5 days since a post... but i mean come on it's not like that blurred month of October where the posts died like the summer heat just to resurface out of the ashes with monstrous mountains more of useless blabbering. I mean it's not like i have some kind of writer's block or anything... I mean let's all just sit and think for just one second about how unimaginably Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1067905034390324632003-11-04T00:17:00.000Z2003-11-04T20:32:13.476ZWhat in God's green earth am i eating? Well, unlike my digestive system, let's break it down: - Start with 2 hungry culinarilly inept fools who on there own have food, but not enough to construct a meal. But when pooled together... still don't have enough to construct a real meal. - Add 1 part poorly refrigerated hot dog (my poor foreign friend didn't think you needed to put them in the Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1067891050568702442003-11-03T20:24:00.000Z2003-11-04T00:32:34.740Z"Murdered by a murder of ravenous ravens." This Kid's a Cannibal Dat cracka's eatin a cracker! Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1067830253744764542003-11-03T03:30:00.000Z2003-11-03T03:39:18.703Z Today I present you with words that could very well save your life: How To Tell If Your Head's About To Blow UpGavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1067790767815565962003-11-02T16:32:00.000Z2003-11-03T01:43:33.216ZOh yeah... i think i fixed the tooltip captions on the pictures... it should work for everyone now. Just hold your cursor over the pics and enjoy :DGavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1067788250078675992003-11-02T15:50:00.000Z2003-11-02T16:09:58.390Z"Take That Tony Blair!" Back home, at my home away from home now. I'm so glad I decided to go to London this weekend. Seeing Will and runnin' a muck in downtown London was all too much fun. It was so cool to finally see someone I knew from before I came over here. What can I say I was enjoying myself from the moment I stepped onto my bus (only 2 pounds to London) and sailed off towards the big Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1067695539909610092003-11-01T14:05:00.000Z2003-11-01T14:05:38.920ZSittin' in an internet cafe/Subway restaurant with Willy P... so crazy... will post pics when i return.Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1067595749678635782003-10-31T10:22:00.000Z2003-10-31T10:22:28.603ZI'm on my way to London... Arrive around 1:40pm... haha... i think i can sleep somewhere. Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1067532606960198882003-10-30T16:50:00.000Z2003-11-02T16:14:08.090ZFuckit... I admit... I miss it. I miss my friends and being able to just hang out at the grimiest of coffee shops for hours with never a dull moment. I miss just driving with the music up loud, nowhere to go and nothing to do. I miss funky tasting slushies and the mysterious contents of tonight's tacquito. I miss stuffing my self silly and then some at a Taco Bell way too far away. I miss Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1067482867448998022003-10-30T03:01:00.000Z2003-11-02T16:15:28.213ZOkay so... first off i guess i should explain why i haven't updated this biotch in over a month. Well i'm sure there is a perfectly apocryphal explanation for this. So here it goes: Well then, now that me've got that outta da way lets do a lil recap. 1) I got on a strange a-lum-mini-um vehicle and flew my ass on over to the UK. 2) I've bin schoolin herr for exactly one month and a bit. Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1067447538399634512003-10-29T17:12:00.000Z2003-10-30T02:22:02.080ZI'm still alive... and i promise there will be more to come soon... no really i mean it... like fuck.Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1063998463600976742003-09-19T20:07:00.000+01:002003-11-02T16:16:54.870ZSomebody oughtta wake that snoozing senior citizen on up. I'm tired of singing, now i'm just cold and wet. I've come to the realisation that as long as no one reads this i can say pretty much anything i damn well feel like. So bring on the controversy. 1. The pope: a. He's old b. He does what he's told c. He came to Toronto and his Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1063935236267029602003-09-19T02:33:00.000+01:002003-11-02T16:17:28.540ZSatan's wearin' satin and i can't stop starin' at him. Rockin' wit da Spock around da clockGavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1063912360867956412003-09-18T20:12:00.000+01:002003-11-02T16:18:16.806Z"The Burrito is to Blame" - By the man with the masta plan It all started after i got my hair cut. There i was strutin' down the way, groovin to bob marley, enjoying my newfound boost in self-esteem from my brand new doo. When... Bam! A harbingering hunger hits me like a kick in da face. So i think to myself, what better remedy to my malnourished body then a beautiful burrito. At first thereGavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1063903255514131602003-09-18T17:40:00.000+01:002003-11-02T16:18:30.760Z*sigh of relief* da pictures are good to go... yea yea Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1063894461691968162003-09-18T15:14:00.000+01:002003-09-18T15:28:10.170+01:00Pesky pictures... they'll be up and runnin' on all cylinders soon i promise... it's far too early for wit... forgive me... my brain is dead... coffee???... oh yeahhh... P.S. Listen to Moneen. Start angry... end mad is a great track. Catch ya on da flip sideGavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1063871308902084952003-09-18T08:48:00.000+01:002003-11-02T16:19:32.163Z2 days until i leave for oxford... creepy. i gotta get my stuff togetha fast. I'm gettin' the hair cut today... i don't even wanna cut it... oh well i guess i should... Today my family is having a going away dinner for me... yet i still don't think it's fully sunk in that i'll be spending the next 2 months to start and ultimately the better part of the next 4 years of my life an ocean away Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1063866385728218332003-09-18T07:26:00.000+01:002003-11-02T16:19:43.743Zdon't rock da boat it might not float Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1063866139163383632003-09-18T07:22:00.000+01:002003-09-18T07:22:19.003+01:00okay time to look at words that sound oh so good together. First and foremost... Ham Sandwich (ham samich) Haitian Nation Cellar Door (Props to my Donnie Darko boyz... what what) lawn odour (law and order) Bike rack (buy crack) gorgeous gaggle of geese (Props to Chris Conley - Saves the Day) i'm out.... peace Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1063865736475464092003-09-18T07:15:00.000+01:002003-09-18T07:15:36.413+01:00Nothing is for sure... Our reality is merely us floating in a world of darkness and space. Sure we can see what is immediatley near to us but no mater how far we stare in any which direction (physical sciences, behaviour, the definition of life) we will never see the end... we will forever be lost in space.Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5827519.post-1063857489690532292003-09-18T05:30:00.000+01:002003-11-02T16:31:20.513ZBoom!... Kablammo!... Crash!... Bang!... i'm here *phew*. This blog will be hereby referred to as the unidentifiable oily substance that oozes out from the beneath the bathroom rug that is the internet... Okay, okay... i admit it, shortforms aren't my forté. So today i write to you: the world, myself, da big JC... (jenny craig). For the first time. You can expect to read here my Gavinw33noreply@blogger.com0